April Fool’s

So we hoped you liked our little April Fool’s joke. But just so we’re clear . . .

1. No, we did not paint all of our furniture green.
2. We did not cut down “large swathes” of the Brazilian rain forest to manufacture green paint.
3. We did not imprison monkeys, or hairy Brazilian guys named Pedro.
4. We did not test aerosol paints on animals.
5. We do not sell caged monkeys (though if you’re really interested, we know a guy who knows a guy).

If you weren’t thoroughly insulted by our joke and would actually still like to buy something from site, click here or call us at (877) 436-5453.